What kind of letters did the snake get from his
admirers ?
Fang letters !
GarrisonClarkzm
I'd like to say
something nice about you
as it's your birthday.
Why don't you?
Because I can't think
of a single thing to say!
PortierErvinzj
What do you get when you cross a collie with a
trumpet?
A Lassie who plays brassie!
BrenGillianbx
Did you hear about the
Louisiana Tech
professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours,
wondering where
he'd seen himself before?
LisabetNerthBH
You're trapped in a room with a tiger,
a
rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What
should you do?
You shoot the lawyer. Twice.
FIynnHohzQ
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit
suicide by
jumping from the basement window.
LeonieDoverFi
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous
snake ?
Someone else's !
RenardDunneig
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest
sentence you can think of
Pupil: Life imprisonment !
PickworthEstebanpp
What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and a
bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is
itching to go !
AbimelechPearceFi
Q: Did you hear
about the conceited
blonde?
A: She screams her own name when she comes.
DarrynEdanDS